Comfy shorts | brown
Description
Made to move. Not only around a pole.
COMFY SHORTS were designed with movement in mind, but without deciding where that movement has to happen.
A soft fitted base with contrasting lace, adjustable ruching and extra-long ties. Comfortable enough for home, functional enough for pole, and intentionally styled to work outside of both.
The lace is the contradiction: something traditionally elegant placed into an unexpected, almost irrational context. Comfort, elegance and a little MÆDness in the same piece.
Pair them with the COMFY TOP for the full set or take them somewhere completely different.
Details:
— fitted short cut
— soft stretch fabric
— contrasting lace details
— adjustable side ruching
— extra-long ties
— pole-friendly construction
— made for movement & everyday wear
— designed and made in Poland
Size Chart
Sizing
Size 1 — fits XS–S
Size 2 — fits M–L
Size 3 — fits XL–XXL
SIZE CHART
| SIZE | US | UK | EU | BUST (cm) | WAIST (сm) | HIPS (сm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2XS | 2 | 6 | 32 | 75–79 | 52–57 | 77–82 |
| XS | 4 | 8 | 34 | 80–85 | 58–64 | 83–88 |
| S | 6 | 10 | 36 | 86–92 | 65–70 | 89–96 |
| M | 8 | 12 | 38 | 93–96 | 71–78 | 97–102 |
| L | 10 | 14 | 40 | 97–104 | 79–84 | 103–110 |
| XL | 12 | 16 | 42 | 105–110 | 85–89 | 111–114 |
| 2XL | 14 | 18 | 44 | 111–116 | 90–96 | 115–120 |
| 3XL | 16 | 20 | 46 | 117–122 | 97–103 | 121–126 |
| Size 1 | - | - | - | 80-92 | 58-70 | 83-96 |
| Size 2 | - | - | - | 93-110 | 71-89 | 97-114 |
Material & Care
Fabric: 80% Polyamide / 20% Elastane
Made in Europe
Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold (30°C) with like colors
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean
delivery & returns
Order Processing
Orders are processed within 3–5 business days after purchase.
We dispatch mostly on Tuesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays, depending on volume and workshop schedule.
In case of high demand (aka when you all go crazy), processing time might extend slightly — but we promise not to ghost you.
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Delivery Estimates
• EU via DHL: 3–10 business days
• Ukraine via Nova Post: 7–14 business days
• International via EMS: 5–14 business days
Please note:
Once your order is in the courier’s hands, we are not responsible for any delays, customs clearance issues, or lost parcels.
We’re here to help — but we don’t control DHL’s mood swings or customs rituals in your country.
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Packaging
All orders are packed by hand, folded with precision, and sealed with love and a bit of madness.
We use protective materials and minimal yet strong packaging — because your garments deserve a proper stage entrance.
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Returns
Returns accepted within 14 days of delivery — if the item is:
• Unworn
• Clean (no makeup, deodorant, or perfume stains)
• Undamaged
• In original packaging (tags & inserts included)
Please note: all discounted items are final sale cannot be returned or exchanged, except in the case of a manufacturing defect or shipping damage.